1. rememberingsuunday:

    MAYBE IF SOME OF YOU ACTUALLY TOOK THE TIME TO READ JOHN GREEN’S BOOKS INSTEAD OF GOING BY THE OVERUSED QUOTES ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE YOU’D KNOW THAT LITERALLY NONE OF THEM ARE ABOUT ROMANTICIZING DEPRESSION OR BOYS SAVING GIRLS OR WHATEVER ELSE NONSENSE YOU CAN COME UP WITH JUST SHUT UP ALREADY

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  2. F.R.I.E.N.D.S  running gags

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  4. tsartorial:

    first things first i’m image

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  5. soufflesandbowties:

    50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

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  6. more-than-meets-the-booty:

    THERE ARE ACTUAL TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE RIGHT NOW

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  7. witch1996:

    u say that women who wear hijabs are oppressed yet u say nothing about nuns hmmm

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  9. thebabbagepatch:

    fearofpop:

    A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

    you’ve got to be kidding me

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  10. knitmeapony:

    ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.

    (Source: ethiopienne, via nerdinessinabluebox)