1. mcalary:

    an erotic poem:

    eg so hot

    hot hot egg

    egg so hot u fry a leg

    image

    (via deborah-sucks)

     

  2. nivalingreenhow:

    when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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  3. Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.

    (Source: jmssmcavoy, via anime--and--rainbows)

     
  4. cuddlygay:

    theres a les mis joke here somewhere

    (via kxwaiihowell)

     
  5. midnightvixen19:

    kellizredd:

    [AGGRESSIVELY PRESSES BUTTON]

    hell yeas!!

    (via watchhowisoarplease)

     

  6. joshpeck:

    do you ever just realize that you’re not a good person

    (via stopthxworldcauseiwanna)

     

  7. departured:

    but mom i cleaned my room that one time a few years ago

    (via watchhowisoarplease)

     

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  9. thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

    schmergo:

    A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes

    orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp

    (via deborah-sucks)

     
  10. mybeautifulbeautifulponds:

    this is it. this the post that made me watch this damn musical

    (Source: youngporcelainreynolds, via jay-jay-weasley)